1 Wedding & 2 Kids

You know how each time in Four Weddings & a Funeral when the couple is late for a wedding and they run around saying f**k, f**k? Well, that is me on a daily basis, except I'm usually running around like a sponge with no holes yelling "barnacles!," or "tartar sauce!" You see, Spongebob is the soundtrack to my life.

So, we're off to the Adirondacks for a 1 pm wedding. It's 10:12. The baby and the hubby are in the car. The 4 year old wants my exacto knife. Just wait until my cousin reads her wedding card! WARNING!